Dear Fucker ,

You are my fucking friend,

And I hope you know that’s fucking true.

No matter what the fuck happens,

I will stand the fuck by you.

I will fucking be there for you,

Whenever the fuck you need me.

To lend you a fuckin hand,

To do a fuckin good deed.

So just fuckin call on me,

Whenever the fuck you need anything.

Fuck… I will always be there,

Even to the bitter fuckin end.